Crypto Investor Tortures Man In Attempt To Steal Bitcoin Password

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A 37-year-old cryptocurrency investor was charged with kidnapping a man and beating, shocking and torturing him for weeks inside a luxury townhouse in downtown Manhattan, all in a scheme to get the man's Bitcoin password. What do you think?

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No amount of torture could make me admit to being into crypto."

Nick Bastidas, Unemployed
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Hopefully nobody like this ever finds out how many Dunkin' rewards points I have."

Lindsey Zemke, Podcast Uploader
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It's horrific to imagine having to spend weeks with a crypto bro."

Chris Helt, Hydraulics Historian

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