Study Finds Weed Use Linked To Early Heart Disease

A study found that healthy people who regularly smoked marijuana or consumed THC-laced edibles showed signs of early cardiovascular disease similar to tobacco smokers. What do you think?

Sounds like the scientists were just having a panic attack."

Robby Hoagland, Systems Analyst

Good thing I switched to bath salts."

Laura Pearcy, Knickknack Duster

Fine, I'll stop deep-frying my blunts."

David Kronforst, Mustard Replenisher

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