What To Know About Labubu Dolls

Celebrities including Rihanna and Blackpink's Lisa have been spotted with Labubu dolls, the latest craze to hit the U.S. Here is everything you need to know about the plush toys.

Q: What is a Labubu?

A: A Labubu is designer Kasing Lung's best attempt at what a British person looks like.

Q: Why do they come in blind boxes?

A: To guarantee that you buy your kid the wrong one.

Q: Is Labubu part of a larger universe or a story?

A: It's slide 52 of the 600-page Pop Mart Shareholder Q3 Report."

Q: Why are they wearing those weird little outfits?

A: Why are you wearing yours?

Q: Where can I get a Labubu?

A: Pop Mart, or the backpack of any teen girl small enough to knock down.

Q: Why is my kid obsessed with these?

A: Because acting out clearly didn't get your attention. Your own child is like a stranger to you. Also, they come in different colors.

Q: How much do they cost?

A: Thirty dollars and what remains of American cultural hegemony.

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