Telegram CEO To Leave Fortune To Over 100 Children He Fathered

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The founder of instant messaging app Telegram, Pavel Durov, says the more than 100 children he has fathered will share his estimated $13.9 billion fortune, including those who were born from his sperm donations. What do you think?

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Kids who grow up fatherless always have all the luck."

Rick Holdren, Watercolors Expert
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And yet, still only two kidneys to share amongst the group."

Ben Crosthwait, Paperweight Tester
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Hopefully the mother gets something, too."

Oksana Belova, Brainstorm Navigator

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