Diddy Lawyer Tosses Jury Cîroc Swag During Closing Statement

NEW YORK-Shaking a logo-emblazoned cap enticingly over his head, a defense attorney for Sean Diddy" Combs' reportedly tossed jurors Ciroc-branded swag during closing statements Thursday in the 55-year-old music mogul's racketeering and sex-trafficking trial. All right, who wants a free towel?" lawyer Marc Agnifilo said as the men and women of the jury immediately clamored to their feet and began shouting Me! Me!" and I want a towel! I do!" I've got shirts. Who wants a shirt? Small, medium, large? Bandanas? Sunglasses? Socks? Flasks? Oh, man, and you got to check out these shot glasses-they light up! No need to shove each other, ladies and gentlemen-I have plenty of merch for everyone." At press time, U.S. District Judge Arun Subramanian, wearing a Ciroc-branded flat-bill cap, was calling for order in the court.

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