Article 6Y9GS Over 100 People Jabbed With Syringes At French Music Festival

Over 100 People Jabbed With Syringes At French Music Festival

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Nearly 150 people were jabbed with syringes during a street music festival in France, with authorities having arrested at least 12 suspects. What do you think?

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This was bound to happen in a country overrun by free healthcare."

Chantelle Luna, Systems Analyst
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Even worse, they jab on both cheeks in France."

Logan Armentrout, Pizza Courier
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Their criminals are so much more avant-garde."

Johnnie Peterman, Traveling Flutist

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