North Korea Opens Beach Resort

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North Korea is opening a beach resort that its leader Kim Jong-Un hopes will boost tourism in the secretive communist regime. What do you think?

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Why would I need the sun when I can bask in the majesty of the Supreme Leader?"

John Kamradt, Lampshade Craftsman
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Everyone has a beach body during a famine."

Suzanne Mayberry, Weathervane Calibrator
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I'll wait until they open a Margaritaville."

Edward Majerus, Cola Bottler

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