Supreme Court Rules 6-3 That Everyone A Damn Critic

WASHINGTON-In a provocative 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court ruled Monday that everyone's a damn critic these days. It is this court's opinion that apparently everyone has their own ideas about how this court should operate and is not shy about sharing their views-even when no one asks," Chief Justice John Roberts wrote in his 10-page majority decision, which cites numerous legal precedents of people being able to dish it out but not take it. After a period of careful review, we have no choice but to uphold the Rehnquist Court's 1993 ruling that there's just no pleasing some people. My colleagues and I have pored over the evidence and believe that if everyone thinks it's so freaking easy to do this job, they should put on a robe and try it for themselves. A little appreciation would be nice from time to time-that's all we're mandating here." In an opinion joined by two of her colleagues, Justice Sonia Sotomayor wrote a blistering dissent in which she argued that, sometimes, the court's critics may have a point.

The post Supreme Court Rules 6-3 That Everyone A Damn Critic appeared first on The Onion.