Study Finds Tiny Nose Robots Can Be Used To Clean Sinuses

Researchers in China claim that swarms of medical nano-robots the size of a speck of dust could someday be used to clean out infected human sinuses after successfully testing the technology in the nasal cavities of animals. What do you think?

Finally, a simple alternative to Kleenex."

Laura Cunningham, Systems Analyst

Any chance they can remove a crayon from a urethra?"

Dave Eubanks, Convention Enthusiast

I hate to see good sinus-cleaning jobs automated."

Ronald Davidson, Unemployed

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