Scientists Employ Robot Bunnies To Combat Invasive Florida Pythons

Florida is luring invasive Burmese pythons into traps by deploying robotic bunnies to mimic the warmth and movement of real marsh rabbits, with traditional methods having been no use in controlling the growing snake population. What do you think?

More jobs lost to automation."

Peggy Costa, Gymnast's Apprentice

It must suck to be a real bunny stuck in a cubicle someplace remotely piloting one of these."

Brett Sudol, Cactus Supplier

Aw, but that takes all the gore out of it!"

Edmund Eckstein, Unemployed

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