Article 6YV3D 4 Floridians Die From Flesh-Eating Bacteria

4 Floridians Die From Flesh-Eating Bacteria

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Four Florida residents have died from flesh-eating bacterial infections, a disease that thrives in warm seawater and enters the body through open wounds in the skin. What do you think?

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This is why I always swim with my doctor present."

Louie Verdouw, Data Breacher
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That's risky-who knows what kind of bacteria are in that flesh."

Julie Teplitsky, Sofa Critic
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I wouldn't mind a bit of flesh-eating bacteria on these love handles."

Paul Cork, Cupcake Sprinkler

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