Article 6Z6V4 Couple Welcomes Baby Born From 31-Year-Old Embryo

Couple Welcomes Baby Born From 31-Year-Old Embryo

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An Ohio couple gave birth to a baby developed from an embryo that had been frozen for more than 30 years, which appears to be the longest storage time before a birth. What do you think?

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It's so pathetic to be 30 years old and still living in your mother's womb."

Jonny DeCarlo, Retired Milliner
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What better time to bring a child into this world than now?"

Hannah Gertz, Apolitical Cartoonist
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You never know what you'll find in the back of your freezer."

Cory Golikow, Wheat Grinder

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