Artist Profile: Alex Warren

Alex Warren's Ordinary" has held the number one spot on the Billboard Hot 100 for the ninth week in a row. The Onion shares everything you need to know about Warren.

Genre: Music for 19-year-olds to get married to

Religious Affiliation: Checks out

Instruments: Guitar, ring light

Hype House Chore: Vape organizer

Years Active: Yesterday-Present

Audience: Christian Starbucks rewards members

Dream Collaborator: High school graduation slideshow

Beard: In progress

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