8,500-Year-Old Settlement Lost To Rising Sea Discovered Off Denmark’s Coast

In Denmark's Bay of Aarhus, archaeologists have discovered an 8,500-year-old Stone Age settlement that has been preserved like a time capsule underwater. What do you think?

Enjoy it now. It'll all be condos and Citibanks by next year."

Vivian Rentfro, Cart Pusher

Makes you wonder what else water's trying to hide."

Esteban Gallardo, Van Detailer

If they need a wet/dry vac vendor, my brother-in-law can cut them a deal."

Garth Hamer, Trinket Appraiser

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