Putin, Xi Discuss Immortality On Hot Mic

Russian and Chinese Presidents Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping were overheard on a hot mic during a Beijing military parade discussing continuous organ transplants and the possibility of living indefinitely. What do you think?

I'll stick with achieving immortality through good old-fashioned rhino horns."

Jack Duckfield, Diving Judge

I never know what to say to Xi Jinping either."

Freya Willis, Bleach Bottler

That's crazy, I was just talking about that with my mentally unstable neighbor."

Isaac Reed, Hog Groomer

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