Cornell Students Skin, Butcher Dead Bear In Dorm

Two Cornell students killed a 120-pound black bear before bringing its carcass into a communal kitchen in their dormitory to skin and process it, with the undergrads having valid hunting licenses and not appearing to run afoul of the law. What do you think?

All that lamp oil will come in handy during exam time."

Meg Yantis, Montage Compiler

College is the perfect time to experiment with what you like to butcher."

Jason Cairi, Rope Strengthener

I hope they wrote their names on it before putting it in the communal fridge."

Cameron Henneberry, Paperwork Stapler

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