Taylor Swift Secures 5-Year Restraining Order Against Stalker

Taylor Swift was granted a five-year restraining order against an alleged stalker who repeatedly appeared at her home and made delusional claims about having a child with her. What do you think?

She should at least take a test to find out if the kid is hers."

Ruby Elkins, Trouser Hemmer

Not everyone has the money to follow her to actual concerts."

Tom Olivier, Pelican Surgeon

What a bitch."

Danny Bartler, Border Embroiderer

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