Stephen King Most Banned Author In U.S. Schools

According to a new report, Stephen King is now the author most likely to be censored by U.S. schools, with The Shining, Christine, The Stand, and On Writing among the 87 of his titles removed from shelves. What do you think?

That's what happens when school boards get taken over by Crichton fundamentalists."

Andre Ferguson, Cupcake Filler

Censor him all you want, but eventually young people will learn that cars can get possessed."

Mikayla McDevitt, Stroller Tester

To be fair, 50% of all published books are by Stephen King."

John Seeburger, Zipper Repairman

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