Ex-Quarterback Mark Sanchez Charged With Felony Battery

Former NFL quarterback Mark Sanchez faces a felony battery charge after allegedly confronting a 69-year-old truck driver at a hotel loading dock, with the driver pepper-spraying and stabbing Sanchez as he continued advancing toward him. What do you think?

So a punch is the one thing he can throw."

Eli Markussen, Optical Illusionist

Can we skip to the part where we get to dissect his brain?"

Margaret Yee, Banana Ripener

No way they'd penalize Mahomes for that."

Logan Hedstrom, Wheat Bundler

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