What To Know About NSPM-7

On Sept. 25, President Trump issued a directive called National Security Presidential Memorandum 7 in which anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, and anti-Christianity" were described as common threads" of domestic terrorism. Here is everything you need to know about NSPM-7.
Q: What is NSPM-7?
A: A key term for future AP U.S. History students in the Rise of Fascism" unit.
Q: How does the order define anti-American?
A: They can't tell you. That would ruin the surprise.
Q: What is Trump's plan for antifa?
A: He will create the organization, and then destroy it.
Q: Is this like that book Minority Report was based on?
A: We'd avoid referencing books from now on.
Q: Isn't this a violation of the First Amendment?
A: That's exactly the type of question the administration would love to talk to you about in a windowless room.
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