Article 70RJ9 California To Phase Out Ultra-Processed Foods In School Lunches

California To Phase Out Ultra-Processed Foods In School Lunches

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California has enacted a law to eliminate certain ultra-processed foods from school meals over the next decade, becoming the first state to do so. Whatdo you think?

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This is an important first step toward eliminating food from schools altogether."

William Pezold, Unemployed
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But lethargic kids are so much better behaved."

Jacob Villareal, Poodle Bleacher
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They're just going to trade with the kids in Arizona."

Kayla Estes, Digital Chauffeur

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