New Study Finds Elephants Mourn Cancellation Of Favorite TV Shows

NEW HAVEN, CT-Shedding light on the animal's compassionate nature and pop-culture savvy, a study published Wednesday in the journalBehavioral Ecology And Sociobiologyfound that elephants mourn the cancellation of their favorite TV shows. The research we conducted over the course of many years in Botswana confirmed that elephants experience a period of deep sorrow when Hollywood executives pull the plug on their most beloved dramas, comedies, and competition reality series," said study co-author and Yale University zoologist Charlotte Pham, adding that the behavior was first observed in 1983 when a group of African bush elephants solemnly formed a circle around a TV to watch the last episode ofM*A*S*H. They perform complex grieving rites, such as showing reverence forThe Sex Lives Of College Girlsby covering the DVD box set with dirt and branches. Elephants form lasting relationships with TV shows over the seasons, and consistently return to the grassland spot where they first learned of the cancellation ofSuits LAto pay their respects. In addition, the creatures use their advanced cognitive abilities to wage complex online campaigns aimed at gettingThe Equalizerback on the air. It is perhaps the most haunting phenomenon in all of nature." The study also found that elephants hold a separate mourning ritual years after a show's cancellation in which they invite their buddies over to watch old episodes and reminisce about their youth.

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