Travis Kelce Part Of Investor Group Aiming To Revive Six Flags

An investor group that includes Travis Kelce has acquired about 9% of Six Flags Entertainment Corporation, planning to advocate for strategic changes to improve visitor experience. What do you think?

Great, now all the rides are gonna be about football."

Lila Anderson, Yarn Spooler

I fear outside investors will just turn Six Flags into some kind of vapid money-making enterprise."

Kenji Tanaka, Emulsion Specialist

This explains Taylor Swift's new song about riding Wrath of Rakshasa with your lover."

Noah Abramov, Pinata Craftsman

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