Cameroon Elects 92-Year-Old President

Cameroon elected 92-year-old Paul Biya as its president, making him the world's oldest, amid deadly street protests and claims of widespread election fraud. What do you think?

Those protestors are just begging for an age discrimination lawsuit."

Duncan Ashby, Unemployed

God, I hope I'm not still the president of a troubled nation at that age."

Natasha Barros, Headache Researcher

Now the only check on power is his incontinence."

Hector Mancilla, Suggestion Aggregator

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