Article 714PT Nvidia Becomes First $5 Trillion Company

Nvidia Becomes First $5 Trillion Company

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Nvidia became the first company to hit a $5 trillion market capitalization, putting it on par with the GDP of countries like Germany, despite many warning of a possible AI bubble. What do you think?

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That's more than most people make in a whole year!"

Bobby Croskey, Chocolate Shaver
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I just hope the success doesn't change them."

Lionel Ubajoa, Stage Sweeper
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AI can make all the money it wants, but it will never know the warm touch of a lover."

Lili Dever, Junior Roofer

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