The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau

Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau's rumored romance has taken the internet by storm. The Onion sat down with the celebrity couple to discuss their fledgling relationship.

The Onion : So how did you two meet?

Perry: Lauren Sanchez paired us off as part of Jeff Bezos' plan to breed a higher race of humans.

The Onion : Is navigating an international relationship difficult?

Trudeau: No, we usually just meet on an unaffiliated barge off the coast of Maine.

The Onion : What do you talk about?

Trudeau: Mostly ourselves.

The Onion : Are you worried all this media attention will disrupt your work?

Trudeau: Neither one of us has lifted a finger in years.

The Onion : Katy, what do you see in Justin?

Perry: A path to controlling the Arctic Circle.

The Onion : Favorite monumental Neolithic excavation in Upper Mesopotamia?

Perry and Trudeau: Gobekli Tepe!

The Onion : Do you think you'll get married?

Perry: I hope so! I would love to meet that special someone one day.

The Onion : What do your kids think of your relationship?

Trudeau: That's a question for the nannies.

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