Article 71704 80-Year-Old Becomes Oldest Woman To Hike Appalachian Trail

80-Year-Old Becomes Oldest Woman To Hike Appalachian Trail

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Eighty-year-old Betty Kellenberger, without realizing it, became the oldest person to complete the Appalachian Trail, pushing through injuries and weather challenges to finish the full 2,197-mile hike. What do you think?

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Eh, sounds cool, but eventually she'll need to figure out what she wants to do with her life."

Louise Hicks, Snack Assembler
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I plan on getting all of my exercise in at the end, too."

Norbert Bartoe, Umbrella Tester
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It's gonna take a much older person to inspire me to get outside."

Jacob Alden, Sprinkle Manufacturer

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