80-Year-Old Becomes Oldest Woman To Hike Appalachian Trail
Eighty-year-old Betty Kellenberger, without realizing it, became the oldest person to complete the Appalachian Trail, pushing through injuries and weather challenges to finish the full 2,197-mile hike. What do you think?

Eh, sounds cool, but eventually she'll need to figure out what she wants to do with her life."
Louise Hicks, Snack Assembler

I plan on getting all of my exercise in at the end, too."
Norbert Bartoe, Umbrella Tester

It's gonna take a much older person to inspire me to get outside."
Jacob Alden, Sprinkle Manufacturer
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