Alarmed Taylor Swift Watches As Travis Kelce Prints Out Buffalo Wild Wings Catering Menu

LEAWOOD, KS-Her eyes widening at the sight of the piece of paper moving inch by inch out of the machine, an alarmed Taylor Swift reportedly looked on Tuesday as her fiance, Travis Kelce, printed out the Buffalo Wild Wings catering menu. Babe, what's that?" said the 35-year-old billionaire recording artist, taking a step closer to where the Kansas City Chiefs tight end sat in front of his laptop, and nearly dropping a mug after she noticed he was zoomed in on a picture of pretzel knots. So, is this for your bachelor party? Because I thought we already agreed we were using that French chef for the wedding. Chicken dipper?' I don't even know what that is. Yes, Travis, I'm sure they have salads too, but I don't why you're telling me that." At press time, reports confirmed Kelce was arguing that if the couple were willing to spend enough money, they could offer wedding guests all 26 sauces.

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