Pros And Cons Of A 3rd Trump Term

Last week, President Trump discussed the possibility of running for a third term in 2028, despite the 22nd Amendment's prohibition on being elected to the office more than twice. The Onion examines the pros and cons of a third Trump term.

Newly awakened coma patients will always know who the president is
Cheaper than putting him in a home
Hell of an underdog story
Probably get a day off when he dies

Cost of printing up new constitutions
Unfairly blocks other 79-year-olds from job advancement
Going to run out of White House to demolish
Already ordered 2,000 Rand Paul 2028" shirts

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