Article 71FBS Error'd: Will You Still Need Me?

Error'd: Will You Still Need Me?

by
Lyle Seaman
from The Daily WTF on (#71FBS)

... when I'm eight thousand and three? Doesn't quite scan.

Old soul jeffphi hummed "It's comforting to know that I'll have health insurance coverage through my 8,030th birthday!"

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Scififan Steve muttered"I asked Copilot if Tom Baker and Lalla Ward were the same age. Apparently, they have been traveling on different timelines, so Copilot claims they are the same age despite having birthdays 17 years apart. Who knew?" It's a timey-wimey thing.

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An anonymous Aussie announced "I was trying to look up a weather forecast for severalweeks in advance as I'm attending an event on Saturday 22ndNovember. Apparently the Weather Channel has invented itsown calendar (or decided there aretoo many days in the year), as while the 1st of November was aSaturday and 22nd of November occur on a Saturday, theWeather Channel has decided those dates fall on a Friday.
Rosanna is in Melbourne, Australia. Temperatures are displayed in Celsius." Rosanna is rated the 99th most liveable suburb of Melbourne, probably due to the aberrant calendar.

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Beatrix W.wants to relocate to a more pedestrian-friendly nabe."I was bored and looked for houses on a german real estatewebsite. When I tried to have the distance to a house calculatedI got the lovely result from the screenshot. The 99 minutesare okay when using the car but the rest is -1 minute."

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Taxpayer Marlin D. is making sure he gets everything lined up for year-end. Checking his witholdings,he found that the IRS try very hard to be precise with their language."This is from the IRS online Tax Withholding Estimator tool. I guess they really do mean *between*."

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