Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee

SEATTLE-In an effort that was intended to be subtle but was clearly targeted, local cat Arlo reportedly followed pet owner Joshua Rice around his apartment Friday like a racist Walgreens employee making sure a customer wasn't going to steal anything. That asshole thinks he's being discreet, but I can see him staring at me as though I just pocketed an $8 deodorant," Rice said of the 3-year-old cat, who trailed him through the kitchen, hallway, and bathroom, peeking around corners so as not to let the man out of his sight for one minute. I could feel him singling me out the moment I walked through the door. I took one step toward the cabinet where I keep the treats, and I saw him lurching towards me. It's a little messed up, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't used to it." According to reports, when Rice headed toward the exit, the cat placed one paw on his leg as if he were an irate security guard demanding a customer empty his pockets.

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