Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape

WASHINGTON-In an effort to bring an end to what he described as an anti-American trend in filmmaking, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday imposing a 100% tax on the profits of movies that depict people escaping from slavery. For too long, liberal Hollywood has pushed its false narratives of unhappy slaves desiring freedom," said Trump, who criticized what he called the violent extremism" of films in which enslaved people break free from their shackles, claiming such stories were racist" against slave owners. We want our slaves whistling, and we want them doing hard work with a spring in their step. No more with the America-hating uprisings, the emancipations. And we will be doing tax breaks for the good films-especially ones where a slave learns about love from their white master." At press time, the president was reportedly in talks with members of Congress to provide federal subsidies for movies in which an escaped slave comes back.

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