Australian Prisoner Sues For Right To Eat Vegemite

An inmate in Australia is suing over a ban on prisoners eating Vegemite, arguing that forbidding the yeast-based spread violates his human right to enjoy his culture as an Australian." What do you think?

Don't do the crime if you can't do without spreads."

Karl Stenroos, Geode Polisher

It's a staple of Australian culture second only to being in prison."

Crystal Bohnenkamp, Pretzel Salter

A real Australian wouldn't have put himself in a situation with no Vegemite in the first place."

Rhys Dobbs, Botulism Expert

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