I work for an evil company, but outside work, I’m actually a really good person

I love my job. I make a great salary, there's a clear path to promotion, and a never-ending supply of cold brew in the office. And even though my job requires me to commit sociopathic acts of evil that directly contribute to making the world a measurably worse place from Monday through Friday, five days a week, from morning to night, outside work, I'm actually a really good person.

Emily Bressler at McSweeney's

The tech industry is full of people like this.