Article 71STV Thai Woman Found Alive In Coffin Moments Before Cremation

Thai Woman Found Alive In Coffin Moments Before Cremation

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After someone heard her knocking, a Thai woman was discovered alive inside her coffin, just narrowly avoiding cremation. What do you think?

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I couldn't imagine having that kind of will to live."

Shelby Fournier, Frog Hydrator
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Maybe prying open random coffin lids isn't such a waste of time."

Hubert Roers, Yogurt Stirrer
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At that point I'd just burn alive to avoid causing a scene."

Roger Dallum, Artifact Gatherer

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