Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners

HILLIARD, OH-Reluctantly admitting to the table that she might have been too quick to judge, local mother Janet Greenbaum told family members Thursday that she was actually quite impressed by the manners of their tattooed restaurant server.When she first came over to give us our menus, I thought she was in some kind of biker gang, but she turned out to be really polite," said the 63-year-old mother of two, who remarked that the North Side Grill waitress seemed very smart and well-spoken despite having ruined her cute little arms" with body art that resembled a half lady, half skull thing" and a devil-looking guy." Between the tattoos, that haircut, and all those hideous piercings, she looks pretty scary, but underneath, she's sweet as can be. I'm starting to think she's never even been to prison!"Greenbaum added that she was also impressed to see a wedding ring on the woman's finger, although she shuddered to think what kind of man would marry such a thing."

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