Fabergé Egg Recovered After Being Swallowed By Thief

Police in New Zealand recovered a rare $19,000 Faberge egg pendant swallowed by an alleged thief, with the pendant exiting his body naturally after six days of around-the-clock monitoring. What do you think?

Maybe his body produced it naturally."

Summer Aronson, Unemployed

I thought anything you could swallow was free."

Ken Bickel, Photograph Blurrer

Shake him around and see what else falls out."

Alan Osorio, Tea Pourer

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