Artist Profile: Katseye

Girl group Katseye is nominated for two awards at the 2026 Grammys, including Best New Artist. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the group.

Genre: Popular girl's bat mitzvah

Number Of Members: Four full-time and two who don't know they're part-time

Biggest Hit: She'll Be Coming 'Round The Mountain"

Fandom Name: Consumers

Reality Series Where They Met: Ice Road Truckers

Accolades: Own Wikipedia page

Record Contract: Onerous

Why They're Always Standing Like That: Huddling for warmth

How To Join: Send resume to JoinTheTeam@KatsyeMusic.com

First Member To Go Solo: Whoever survives the bus crash

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