Article 72495 Study Finds Humans Made Fire 400,000 Years Ago

Study Finds Humans Made Fire 400,000 Years Ago

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Researchers discovered 400,000-year-old hearth remains in what is now England, indicating early humans practiced deliberate fire-setting far earlier than previously thought. What do you think?

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Amazing that humans were able to control fire before the Earth even existed."

Connor Stacey, Sand Bleacher
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Did they have a permit?"

Heidi Meeks, Ticket Perforator
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The real achievement was when humanity made the George Foreman grill."

Ezra Cole, Signal Scrambler

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