Study Finds Humans Made Fire 400,000 Years Ago
Researchers discovered 400,000-year-old hearth remains in what is now England, indicating early humans practiced deliberate fire-setting far earlier than previously thought. What do you think?

Amazing that humans were able to control fire before the Earth even existed."
Connor Stacey, Sand Bleacher

Did they have a permit?"
Heidi Meeks, Ticket Perforator

The real achievement was when humanity made the George Foreman grill."
Ezra Cole, Signal Scrambler
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