Timeline Of Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau’s Relationship

Former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and pop star Katy Perry confirmed their status as a couple after a number of public sightings sparked rumors of a romance. The Onion presents a timeline of the pair's relationship.

A.D. 1100

The couple's common ancestor establishes two distinct bloodlines.

2008

A trembling 37-year-old Trudeau lies awake all night with strange and frightening feelings after hearing I Kissed A Girl."

2012

Katy Perry and Toronto Mayor Rob Ford file for divorce.

2019

Perry sees the photos of Trudeau in brownface and can't help but notice his kind eyes.

May 2025

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July 2025

Trudeau is spotted leaving Perry's apartment in a cupcake bra.

August 2025

Perry and Trudeau discover they have a mutual love of having their picture taken.

September 2025

Trudeau tearfully confides in Perry that he used to be the prime minister of Canada.

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