Coworker Returning From European Vacation Brings Back Latvian Man For Everyone To Share

MINNEAPOLIS-Excitedly revealing to the staff that she had a special surprise, local data analyst Kayla Herrera reportedly delighted coworkers Wednesday upon returning from Europe by bringing back a Latvian man for everyone to share. I couldn't get enough of him when I was abroad," said Herrera, grinning as her colleagues struggled to pronounce the Latvian man's name. I'm always excited to try something new, so I wanted to bring back some Baltic goodies for the office to enjoy. At first I was going to get some black currant chocolates, but then locals told me that this man is one of the most popular treats in Eastern Europe. Don't be greedy now, make sure there's enough for everyone!" At press time, Herrera was forced to throw the Latvian man away after realizing he had expired.

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