State Department Reinstates Times New Roman Font Over DEI Concerns

Secretary of State Marco Rubio ordered diplomatic correspondences to cease the use of Calibri font and revert to Times New Roman, attributing the previous change by the Biden Administration to misguided diversity initiatives. What do you think?

The people of Calibria won't be happy with this."

Rosemary Stern, Truffle Garnisher

And after all that time I spent learning how to read in Calibri."

Danny Bodjanac, Timpani Tuner

While we're at it, I don't like Garamond. It's condescending."

Alberto Esposito, Essay Reviewer

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