Elon Musk Files For Full Custody Of All U.S. Children

STARBASE, TX-Claiming that his relationship with the nation's adults hadbeen irreparably' damaged by their recent comments in support of the trans community,Elon Musk announced Thursday that he had filed for full custody of all U.S. children. Iwill be filing for full custody today, given that every American parent supports the transition of infants," Musk wrote in a post on X, stating that he had a duty to protect over74 million children from their guardians, who he claimed were pedophiles" andgroomers." It's sick. There isn't one parent left in this country who hasn't brainwashed their kids withthe woke mind virus or, worse, taught them basic human empathy. And for promoting anti-white ideology, I am hereby terminating any remaining child support." At press time, Musk announced that he had amended his lawsuit to only seek custody of the nation's boys.

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