Trump Alleges That Democrats Secretly Paid Alex Pretti To Be Model Citizen

WASHINGTON-Claiming that no one would realistically devote their life to serving others without being funded by nefarious actors, President Donald Trump allegedMondaythat Democrats had secretly paid Alex Pretti, the 37-year-old Veterans Affairs nurse killed by U.S. Border Patrol agents in Minneapolis, to be a model citizen. What they don't want you to know is that George Soros and his far-left billionaire friends hired Alex Pretti to act as a dependable, beloved pillar of his community for decades," said Trump, adding that there was no way a man could be so universally beloved by every member of his family, community, and workplace unless some kind of Democratic dark money" was at play. Nowadays, people like Alex Pretti get a lot of money to live virtuous lives, follow the rules, and stand up for what's right. This guy was paid a prettypenny to help war veterans, own a legal firearm but have no criminal record, and use his last words to ask a woman who had been thrown to the ground by federal agents if she was okay. And believe me, he laughed all the way to the bank. If the radical left have their way, we'll have kindness like this taking over the country." Trump added that federal immigration officers had no choice but to fatally shoot Pretti when they discovered millions of dollars in cash from Democrats on his body.

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