Trump Administration Investigates Nike For Alleged Discrimination Against White Workers

The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, the federal agency in charge of enforcing workplace anti-discrimination laws, is investigating Nike over the athletic shoe giant's treatment of white employees. What do you think?

Well, the brand has to differentiate itself from New Balance somehow."

Ruby Meader, Ornament Arranger

God forbid Nike put out a practical boat shoe."

D.J. Parks, Distortion Expert

And notice how the slogan isn't Just Do It, White People?"

Adam Morin, Systems Analyst

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