United Airlines To Kick Off Passengers Who Refuse To Use Headphones

United Airlines announced it will begin removing passengers from flights who refuse to wear headphones when listening to content on their personal devices, claiming that such behavior could lead to a permanent ban. What do you think?

Why can't 150 other people just use earplugs?"

Jerry Klanac, Unemployed

First they came for the barefoot, and I said nothing."

Regina Felder, Shirt Appraiser

How the hell am I supposed to practice my oboe with headphones?"

Conrad Urquhart, Garland Hanger

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