ABC Cancels Mormonism

NEW YORK-Pulling the plug on the religion in light of a newly released video featuring church member Taylor Frankie Paul, ABC announced Friday it was canceling Mormonism. After reviewing this disturbing footage, we have made the decision not to move forward with the Mormon faith," read a statement from parent company Disney Entertainment Television that shocked fans of the long-running Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. We understand this last-minute decision may throw a wrench into your Sunday plans. However, our focus is on supporting authorities in their investigation of this church." At press time, ABC confirmed Mormonism would be temporarily replaced with Shakerism.

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