Article 74PPQ Over 400,000 KitKat Bars Stolen In Heist

Over 400,000 KitKat Bars Stolen In Heist

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The Onion Staff
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Food conglomerate Nestle said that about 12 tons of KitKats, or 413,793 candy bars, were stolen after leaving its production site in Italy, with the company stating that the vehicle and its load are still nowhere to be found." What do you think?

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They should check the store, they have a bunch there."

Paola Sandoval, Botanical Journalist
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Is there a tip line where I can report KitKat sightings?"

Arjun Mukherjee, Retired Hobbyist
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Hopefully some of them are marked."

Paul Fabre, Coatings Specialist

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