Downed U.S. Airman Rescued From Iran

A U.S. Air Force officer who went missing after his fighter jet was shot down over a remote area of Iran has been rescued, with the CIA having developed a deception plan to buy time for the high stakes operation. What do you think?

Good, he can work off the cost of the jet."

Vera Sokolova, Contract Printer

I take it word of our victory hasn't yet reached the front."

Kenneth Wolff, Systems Analyst

If they can't rescue people without lying, they shouldn't be rescuing people at all."

Travis Doyle, Packet Distributor

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