Amazon put a filesystem on S3; I showed up with a test suite and bad intentions

The core product is solid and priced fairly

I've spent over a decade telling anyone who'd listen that S3 is not a filesystem, which in retrospect was a really weird way to start some conversations. So when AWS launched S3 Files on Tuesday - which lets you mount an S3 bucket as an NFS share - I did what any reasonable person would do: I spun up an EC2 instance and started trying to break it....